What do the Pilgrims and Isis have in common? More than you would think.
We could have done a lot worse than softening the blow of winter.
When was the last time you saw snow on Thanksgiving? Or a sleigh, for that matter?
What say ye a festive wolf hunt?! Perhaps a snake on a train is more up your alley (I'm looking at you, Samuel L Jackson)
Written in 2012, so adjust accordingly while reading.
Baked beans, bread, and coffee make for a Civil War feast.
Nom nom nom.
ALL HAIL THE TURKEY GOD
If you need a 10-point plan, it's not worth it.
The Richmond Climax proclaimed a "Great Success" and people everywhere giggled.