Many, many branches on that there tree.
Here, have fun.
Dire wolves were real, FYI.
And no playing politics, either.
The journey of man takes an unexpected twist.
The secrets of attaining old age does not include getting stuck in a bear trap. Plus, alcohol powder? It's actually real.
How's about some midnight sex, smokes, and prayers?
"I guess it probably would have looked like a platypus on steroids."
Bacteria finally saw its chance, and took it.