We could have done a lot worse than softening the blow of winter.
...there is a Santa Claus.
Don't dial ME2-6681 unless you want nuclear Armageddon. Or Santa.
Dickens had a similar experience to Scrooge.
Or at least, there's not a whole lot of evidence to support it.
South Americans thought Teddy Roosevelt was a PIMP.
"The Society For The Prevention of Useless Gifts". The most brilliant of all inventions.
The baboon had become very expert in searching pockets and handbags for cocaine.
FAMILY FEUD edition.
Sketchy Santa can get you to buy anything, including electrical gifts. YES!